Dear Customers (June 18th)

 

Dear customers, I’m sorry, but rolling your eyes at me won’t make the price change.

Dear customers, shoes are not one size fits all.  Please just ask for your size rather than attempt to fit your size 9 foot into the size 5.5 display shoe.

Dear customers, please don’t climb the shelves.

Dear customers, please ask your children to refrain from running out the door with the display shoes.

Dear customers, no… In a buy one, get 2 free sale, you can’t just pay for the cheapest pair.

Dear customers, for the 3rd time, we only display the right side of each pair. Please stop attempting to try on both right-foot shoes.

Dear customers, no… In a buy one, get 2 free sale, you can’t get the 4th pair half off.

Dear customers, no, I cannot do holds because of the sale. No… I can’t hold it for just a few hours. That would be putting it on hold.

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